1999
10th Grade
Florida
“Hey Sassy,
It’s been interesting to say the least and I think you have a great future ahead of you in Swank. So you are cool and that has been established. Oh yeah, when you read this when you are 90 years old I want you to remember me in all of my uncircumsized glory. But let’s keep that between me and you. I’m different from the average and that extends beyond my wang. (…)
So anyways I’m gonna wrap this up and mention that I like the flowers. Once they even gave me an erection. Boy did I pitch a tent. I would have been ruined if I stood up! So I would like to sign off wishing myself luck with the ladies and you can have some of that good luck too. (…)
Sincerely,
Not Andrew
